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Yuuka Kazami vs Chris: What if...?“Hello, you happy folks in marriage-land! This is Christian Chandler! And this is my lovely wife, Yuuka!” The mayor of CWCville then looked around for said wife. “Yuuka! YUUKA, COME OUT HERE! COME OUT NOW!”
Yuka entered the room, wearing a sunflower dress. “What is it, dear?” She spoke in a sickly sweet tone.
“Where have you been, woman? I’ve been calling your name! The fans are waiting for us!” Christian glared as he marched up to her and snorted right into her face, which had now an annoyed expression on it.
“No, I was watering the plants, dear.” Yuuka frowned at her so-called ‘husband’. “I told you earlier.”
“WE DON’T HAVE PLANTS!”
“We do now.”
Christian let out a scream and ran out into the backyard. “DAMN PLANTS! I’LL BREAK YOU ALL DEAD!”
Yuka ran outside, a glare on her face. “You so much as touch them, consider our divorce permanent!
Yuuka Kazami VS Chris: Part 6Punchy and Angela saw the beam of death heading towards them. "Angela, live for me!" Punchy pushed Angela out of the way.
Angela screamed in horror as the blast ripped apart Punchy. "DEAR GOD, PUNCHY, NO!"
"Dear god, yes." Yuka laughed in bliss as she jabbed the tip of her parasol into her throat. "And you'll be going to him soon enough."
"GUK!" Angela's eyes bugged out as Yuka launched a Master Spark at point-blank, blowing her up in a gory mess. The mad gardener laughed heartily as she walked down the streets. "Chris, I will make you suffer until you feel the pain that you gave me." She smiled evilly.
"Father, stop!" Sonichu wailed in pain as Chris brutally beat the shit out of him. "Please!" Sonichu vomited out blood as tears fell from his eyes. "No more!!!"
"SILENCE!" Chris zapped him with a Zap Cannon, and then hit him with an Iron Tail. "I will make you pay for losing my one true LOVE! GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
He grabbed Sonichu by the head and the legs then snapped his
Chris's Christian-mas Special"Hello, my friends." Christian Chandler was sitting near a roaring fireplace. "Today I've come here to show the beauty of Christian-mas day." Chris stood up, wearing a red and white striped shirt. "And here's my guest, Miss Yuka Kazami-" Chris stopped as he saw the corpses of Sonees and Rosies.
"What the hell is going on here?!" Yuka looked up from her work of tearing out the intestines of a dying Sonee and smiled innocently. "What?"
"WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING CHRISTIAN-MAS CLOTHING?!" Chris roared in anger.
"I am wearing Christmas clothing." Yuka was wearing a red and green dress.
"NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO!" Chris stomped his foot repeatedly. "THERE IS NO CHRISTMAS! ONLY CHRISTIAN-MAS!" He glared at Yuka. "DO YOU NOT SEE IT?!"
"The only thing I see is an idiot that doesn't know how to behave himself." Yuka glared darkly at him.
"Take them off," Chris commanded.
"TAKE THEM OFF!" Chris clenched his fists and his face turning into a snarl, almost looking like he was about to make a doody
Yuka Kazami vs Chris: Part 5"OH GOD! OH, DEAR GOD!" Rosechu wailed at the sight of her mutilated children. She had arrived home only to find that her daughters were killed.
She had called Sonichu about this and he was not pleased. "THAT GODDAMN BITCH! I'LL BREAK HER DEAD!" He raged in fury. The Electric Hedgehog Pokémon began to clench his fists in anger as he sent a thunder bolt into the air.
Meanwhile, Yuka was at the Sonee Daycare Center, where she found more of those abominations that she so despised.
"Damn this city," she hissed. Yuka hadn't expected to run into more of those things. She gripped her newly-obtained umbrella and stormed towards them. "Time to die, then, kiddies." She smirked.
"Sonee?" A red Sonee squeaked.
"ROSEE!" A blue Rosey yelled.
"Time to die, little ones," Yuka grinned as she grabbed the red Sonee and gouged his eyes out, causing him to scream in pain. "NOOOOO!" The blue Rosey wailed.
"Shut the fuck up," Yuka ripped off the red Sonee's head and pulled out his organs from his stump and
Yuka Kazami vs Chris: Part 4"Chirstine, I'm tellwing mawm on yooh, you stoopid bitch!" Cera squealed loudly. Christine had taken Cera's favorite toy, her teddy bear, and now she was having a hissy fit and wrecking the place.
"It's mine! 'cause I'm da oldest," Christine stuck out her tongue. "And you can't have eet because you're ugly."
"I WANT IT BACCKKKK!" Cera shrieked at the top of her lungs. "GIMME MAH DOOLY!"
"Children, what is going on?!" Rosechu came into the room, with an apron on her front and carrying a ladle in her hand.
"Christine stole mah teddeh!" Cera sobbed.
Rosechu stood in between them. "That is enough! Christine, you will give her teddy back, right now!" She glared at her eldest daughter.
"Fine," Christine handed Cera her teddy, stuck out her tongue at her, and went back to looking at herself in the mirror. Cera just stuck out her tongue and cuddled her big, goofy-looking teddy.
"Now, I'm going to the market, so be good while I'm gone," Rosechu
Yuka Kazami vs Chris: Part 3Yuka stepped out of the bathroom, murmuring about being married to that fat asshole. She was going to make Yukari pay for this insult. And she was going to raze this city to the ground while she was at it.
She looked around and saw Sonichu there, glaring at her with his green eyes. 'That yellow piece of excrement! How dare he try to make me appear weak?!' Yuka thought as she smirked evilly at him, hiding her burning anger.
"You're not fooling me," Sonichu growled, clenching his fists.
"My dear hedgehog, whatever are you talking about?" Yuka asked innocently.
"DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME!!" Sonichu grabbed Yuka and slammed her against the wall. "You're planning to hurt my father, aren't you?!"
Yuka shot him an annoyed look. Whatever gave him that idea? She snorted as she smiled again. "Why, my dear, little, future son-in-law. I would never hurt your beloved father! He's so HONEST and TRUE! Those kinds of qualities are remarkable in a man like him." Yuka sighed in faux-bliss. "I've always wa
OpticDogsOptic Dog Information
Sientific name: Canis Oculus
Life Span: (Unknown)
Optic Dogs (Canis Oculus) are a species of dog like creatures to who's' origins are unknown as well as their life spans given that no dead specimens have ever been discovered. The sound of the Optic Dog is like that of a Tasmanian devil when angered, a hyena when communicating with member of the same species though not of the same pack and a raven as a location call when lost or looking for partners. An Optic Dog's diet is also unknown given that no specimens have ever been observed consuming any flesh that they kill and appear to only kill for the pure pleasure of it. The anatomy of an Optic Dog is also unknown and it is thought that these creature's bodies are mainly made up of vein like structures as well as a total of 10 eye like struc
Reader x KnB: Holiday job Chapter 20
Author's note: I'm soo sorry for the late update, but I just got back from my exchange in Danmark and I was so tired that I had to first rest a few days, before writing the new chapter.
f/n = first name
l/n = last name
e/c = eye color
h/c = hair color
f/c = favourite color
„… maid café. I was thinking of doing this a while now and when I heard the good news about your ankle, I just thought, let’s do it. Your part there is to sit on a little table and every time someone comes in, you tell them where a table on which they can sit. And the guests have to go to you and then you can take their order. Sound easy, doesn’t it?”
“Yeah, I would really love to do it!!”
My world becomes colourful again. Not only I can leave the bed, but although I can help with such a cool thing. All the loneliness and boredom of the past few days is ravished in barely a second.
The next day
It’s the first time in a while that I’m being awaked by my alarm
Prelude: Cthulhu vs. Charles Barkley
Insanus Abe: ...This is the most ridiculous and craziest match we'll ever do.
Madness Abe: Hey, Dan and Lacie did Shaq vs. 50 Cent and CyberAgent did his own share of crazy matches, so we ought to join in on the bandwagon and prove why we're called "Madness" and "Insanus".
Xl9: If the crazy guy think this is crazy, Abe, then you really need to re-evaluate this match.
Madness Abe: Anyway, the indie game community has come up with amazing titles and games, but sometimes a bizarre comes out with an alternate character interpretation on existing characters...or people in this game.
Insanus Abe: This is so ridiculous...
Xl9: Cthulhu, the reformed Elder God turned Hero!
Madness Abe: And Charles Barkley, the Ultimate Slams Master. Joining is today is Death Battle veteran, Xl9, and together we'll analyze each fighter's weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle!
You Wouldn't Hurt Me chapter 1Marshall Lee paced back and forth in his living room restlessly, his hands a shaking mess. A frustrated hiss escaped the boy's pale lips as the unknown hunger once again ripped through his cold body. The wave of pain that tore through his undead nerves caused the vampire to convulse and collapse to the floor, his chest heaving as he continued to take blow after blow. Almost sobbing from the pain, he instinctively curled into a ball, and let out a frustrated growl. For weeks now, this mysterious hunger had plagued him. It was so bad that no matter how hard he tried, he could not distract himself from the ravenous hunger that had over taken him. Playing his guitar didn't work, neither did sucking the red out of everything he owned, even visiting his friends didn't seem to pull him away from this glob awful feeling. Nothing seemed to work and Marshall was near, if not past, his breaking point. As the pain began to temporarily subside, the vampire kings dark eyes lazily opened. Drawing in
Kuroko Tetsuya x Reader ( My sweetest Kuroko )WARNING : CONTAINS TOOO MUCH FLUFFINESS
Kuroko-kun might be out of character .... I'm a lazy writer ...
sooo let's enjoy ....
Today was your first date with your deadpanned face boyfriend . How can this happen .?
It was a day after valentine day , but you still didn't give your valentine gift to your crush . You were tooooooooooo shy and afraid that he might reject you . Your cousin , Kagami Taiga said that Kuroko really like Vanilla shakes so you thought that vanilla-choco gift was the best to give to him .
You gather all of your courage to confess to him , so you write a short letter / note and put it at his shoe locker .
---TIME SKIP ---
"I....i.... li-like y-you , K-kuroko san ?" you said stuttered and with your blushing faced while handing him your handmade vanilla-choco .
"Eh" he was shocked at first , and his faced was shown a small tint of crimson red . He liked you since the day Kag
R+V: A Confession and a Vampire: Reboot Ch. 39
Rosario + Vampire "A Confession and a Vampire: Reboot"
Chapter 39 "Back To School"
Based upon characters created by Akihisa Ikeda.
Original idea and story written by Gamera68.
Pairing: the real Moka Akashiya and Tsukune Aono
Alternate Reality, set after the events of the now-finished manga series.
Comedy / Drama / Slice-of-Life
Moka and Tsukune are 19 years old.
Beta by :iconjacoblee0463:, :icontrain48:, and :iconcolresslawliet: from deviantArt. Thanks once again!
A/N: This chapter concludes Tamiko's introductory arc. It will be her first day at school as a first grader. She will still be in the story of course but won't be the central focus unless the chapter is about her. Tsukune and Moka will finally get some well-deserved alone time very soon since Tamiko will be at school from 8:30 AM until 1:30 PM Monday through Friday.
Just a reminder, her elementary school is a private school. She will also be making some new friends as well. I'd also like to thank everyone who has
Getting Over The Fear Part 1
"Hey Heath, I got an idea!" Nicole said. "Tell me." Heath said interested. "You know how gay guys like you like other guys right? Well girls also like guys and do to your wide hips, nice legs, hourglass figure, rounded face, and overall feminine body structure, I could dress you up as a girl so you could go up to guys and they'll think your a normal straight girl." "Nah, they would know I'm a guy." Heath said looking down. "Oh come on, his is one of the best options you can take, and if you do this, I'll give you 200$ in return and pictures of me." Nicole said with honesty. "Are you sure it'll work?" Heath said with consideration. "Positive." "Ok, I'll do it. "Great! Now if you will excuse me, I got to get to my next class. Meet me at my house at 5!"
Heath arrived at Nicole's house right at 5:00 and walked up to her snow covered house. The door was unlocked, and Heath opened it. Like usual when going to Nicole's house, he saw her orange walls and unique furniture. He sat down on a sofa
Wakie Wakie! -Epilogue
A diary entry from Andrea, 2 years later...
Hi! I just got back back from a photoshoot one of my moms friends was doing. I think this one looks of me looks very cute. Don't you think? She took pictures of me and Sasha, and speaking of her, she is, like, the best sister you can have. We very rarely get into fight sand she helps me when I'm in need. I consider myself lucky. My new school is awesome. I've made over 6 new friends, most of them obviously girls. I told them about my story and they are very interested. My mom is also very caring. So far, I've had one of the best A streaks in my school. And I've gotta watch out for the boys, they hit on me hard teehee. I am very good at sports, and I am in excellent shape. I still have the same mind as my boy self, but I've been attracted to girl subjects and topics very easily that I am not interested in boy topics like sports, comics, and science as well as other stuff. I am 14 years old now, and Sasha is 17. Sasha has a really nice and cute
Naruto OC Profile: AmberAffiliation: Sound
Current Ninja Rank: Chunin
Date of Birth: March 19th
Age: (Shippuden) 15
(Pre- Shippuden) 12
(Pre- Affiliation) 9
Zodiac Sign: Pisces
Height: 162.1 cm ( 5ft 3in )
Weight: 47.6 kg ( 105 lbs. )
Blood Type: A positive
Pairing: Sasuke x Amber
Favorite Food: Rice balls
Least Favorite Food: Seafood
Hobbies: Listening to others problems and consoling them, collecting and identifying wildflowers, playing with her snake, training to control her abilities.
Wants: To be proven useful to those around her, to serve Lord Orochimaru and his followers forever, to learn what it is to be loved.
Fears: Death of those closest to her, Lord Orochimaru and Sasuke fighting, being considered a monster again, being alone, a follower betraying the snake nin.
Missions Completed: 9 D-Rank, 5 C-Rank, 3 B-Rank, 0 A-Ran
Yuuka Kazami VS Chris: Part 7Bubbles screamed as Yuuka slashed at her chest, drawing blood. "OW! That hurt!"
"It's supposed to, you heartless fool." Yuuka snarled. "And now, you're going to suffer even more!" She pulled out her umbrella and began to bash Bubbles in the head violently.
"Stop it!" Bubbles summoned a blast of bubbles and sent it towards Yuuka, pushing her away. The flower youkai grit her teeth and began to conjure up a Master Spark.
"It's time to die, brat." With that, a beam of pure, unrivaled power flew from her umbrella and went right through Bubbles, killing her.
Meanwhile, Chris noticed a bright light where Bubbles was. "I found you, Yuuka." He dashed towards her location, a lusty smile on his face. "You're going to be my wife and ruler of my fair city."
Yuuka turned away from the smoking remains of Bubbles and walked towards Rosechu, kneeling towards her and lifted her up. "I'm sorry. You were only trying to help me. You didn't deserve this." She then put her body onto a nearby bench and shed a
To depression, for creating days without endWake up to the realization that you've been awake
for seconds, minutes, hours.
You've been awake in this warm, dark room
and you don't know how long it's been
but now you're conscious
and it starts again--
the pain, strong and steady, in your chest.
You gain consciousness in this too warm morning
and your thoughts whir in endless loops
because it's either that or face the weight in your chest.
Light breaks though the window, soft and unwelcome
but you take it as a reluctant gift--
a new distraction from the feelings awake in your chest.
Awake, but not conscious.
So you think yourself in circles a little while longer
waiting for those quiet pains
(the constant reminder)
to gain consciousness.
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