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Yuuka Kazami vs Chris: What if...?“Hello, you happy folks in marriage-land! This is Christian Chandler! And this is my lovely wife, Yuuka!” The mayor of CWCville then looked around for said wife. “Yuuka! YUUKA, COME OUT HERE! COME OUT NOW!”
Yuka entered the room, wearing a sunflower dress. “What is it, dear?” She spoke in a sickly sweet tone.
“Where have you been, woman? I’ve been calling your name! The fans are waiting for us!” Christian glared as he marched up to her and snorted right into her face, which had now an annoyed expression on it.
“No, I was watering the plants, dear.” Yuuka frowned at her so-called ‘husband’. “I told you earlier.”
“WE DON’T HAVE PLANTS!”
“We do now.”
Christian let out a scream and ran out into the backyard. “DAMN PLANTS! I’LL BREAK YOU ALL DEAD!”
Yuka ran outside, a glare on her face. “You so much as touch them, consider our divorce permanent!
Yuuka Kazami VS Chris: Part 6Punchy and Angela saw the beam of death heading towards them. "Angela, live for me!" Punchy pushed Angela out of the way.
Angela screamed in horror as the blast ripped apart Punchy. "DEAR GOD, PUNCHY, NO!"
"Dear god, yes." Yuka laughed in bliss as she jabbed the tip of her parasol into her throat. "And you'll be going to him soon enough."
"GUK!" Angela's eyes bugged out as Yuka launched a Master Spark at point-blank, blowing her up in a gory mess. The mad gardener laughed heartily as she walked down the streets. "Chris, I will make you suffer until you feel the pain that you gave me." She smiled evilly.
"Father, stop!" Sonichu wailed in pain as Chris brutally beat the shit out of him. "Please!" Sonichu vomited out blood as tears fell from his eyes. "No more!!!"
"SILENCE!" Chris zapped him with a Zap Cannon, and then hit him with an Iron Tail. "I will make you pay for losing my one true LOVE! GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
He grabbed Sonichu by the head and the legs then snapped his
Chris's Christian-mas Special"Hello, my friends." Christian Chandler was sitting near a roaring fireplace. "Today I've come here to show the beauty of Christian-mas day." Chris stood up, wearing a red and white striped shirt. "And here's my guest, Miss Yuka Kazami-" Chris stopped as he saw the corpses of Sonees and Rosies.
"What the hell is going on here?!" Yuka looked up from her work of tearing out the intestines of a dying Sonee and smiled innocently. "What?"
"WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING CHRISTIAN-MAS CLOTHING?!" Chris roared in anger.
"I am wearing Christmas clothing." Yuka was wearing a red and green dress.
"NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO!" Chris stomped his foot repeatedly. "THERE IS NO CHRISTMAS! ONLY CHRISTIAN-MAS!" He glared at Yuka. "DO YOU NOT SEE IT?!"
"The only thing I see is an idiot that doesn't know how to behave himself." Yuka glared darkly at him.
"Take them off," Chris commanded.
"TAKE THEM OFF!" Chris clenched his fists and his face turning into a snarl, almost looking like he was about to make a doody
Yuka Kazami vs Chris: Part 5"OH GOD! OH, DEAR GOD!" Rosechu wailed at the sight of her mutilated children. She had arrived home only to find that her daughters were killed.
She had called Sonichu about this and he was not pleased. "THAT GODDAMN BITCH! I'LL BREAK HER DEAD!" He raged in fury. The Electric Hedgehog Pokémon began to clench his fists in anger as he sent a thunder bolt into the air.
Meanwhile, Yuka was at the Sonee Daycare Center, where she found more of those abominations that she so despised.
"Damn this city," she hissed. Yuka hadn't expected to run into more of those things. She gripped her newly-obtained umbrella and stormed towards them. "Time to die, then, kiddies." She smirked.
"Sonee?" A red Sonee squeaked.
"ROSEE!" A blue Rosey yelled.
"Time to die, little ones," Yuka grinned as she grabbed the red Sonee and gouged his eyes out, causing him to scream in pain. "NOOOOO!" The blue Rosey wailed.
"Shut the fuck up," Yuka ripped off the red Sonee's head and pulled out his organs from his stump and
Yuka Kazami vs Chris: Part 4"Chirstine, I'm tellwing mawm on yooh, you stoopid bitch!" Cera squealed loudly. Christine had taken Cera's favorite toy, her teddy bear, and now she was having a hissy fit and wrecking the place.
"It's mine! 'cause I'm da oldest," Christine stuck out her tongue. "And you can't have eet because you're ugly."
"I WANT IT BACCKKKK!" Cera shrieked at the top of her lungs. "GIMME MAH DOOLY!"
"Children, what is going on?!" Rosechu came into the room, with an apron on her front and carrying a ladle in her hand.
"Christine stole mah teddeh!" Cera sobbed.
Rosechu stood in between them. "That is enough! Christine, you will give her teddy back, right now!" She glared at her eldest daughter.
"Fine," Christine handed Cera her teddy, stuck out her tongue at her, and went back to looking at herself in the mirror. Cera just stuck out her tongue and cuddled her big, goofy-looking teddy.
"Now, I'm going to the market, so be good while I'm gone," Rosechu
Yuka Kazami vs Chris: Part 3Yuka stepped out of the bathroom, murmuring about being married to that fat asshole. She was going to make Yukari pay for this insult. And she was going to raze this city to the ground while she was at it.
She looked around and saw Sonichu there, glaring at her with his green eyes. 'That yellow piece of excrement! How dare he try to make me appear weak?!' Yuka thought as she smirked evilly at him, hiding her burning anger.
"You're not fooling me," Sonichu growled, clenching his fists.
"My dear hedgehog, whatever are you talking about?" Yuka asked innocently.
"DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME!!" Sonichu grabbed Yuka and slammed her against the wall. "You're planning to hurt my father, aren't you?!"
Yuka shot him an annoyed look. Whatever gave him that idea? She snorted as she smiled again. "Why, my dear, little, future son-in-law. I would never hurt your beloved father! He's so HONEST and TRUE! Those kinds of qualities are remarkable in a man like him." Yuka sighed in faux-bliss. "I've always wa
Notes on Cornelius as a ShapeshifterA reminder. Cornelius was originally human. He ran afoul of a form-destroying virus which malfunctioned, mutating his body into a genetic hodgepodge of all former hosts of the virus, including himself. Although he's now apparently a monster thing, the virus left his original code intact. Each of his cells contain double DNA strands, one human and one glatni. He's able to express either set at will. But there are lots of catches.
Just keep in mind that 'unshifted', 'normal', 'actual' Cornelius is glatni, 'shapeshifted' Cornelius is human.
By definition, anything 'magical' that happens in the Network works in conjunction with the nearby dimension, which has different physics. In Cornelius' case, this foots the bill for his change in mass. When he transforms, his shifting field (an area around him pushed drastically nearer the other dimension, temporarily allowing crazy things like all your cells changing at once without killing you) yanks/pushes a whole load of extra matter into/out o
Reader x KnB: Holiday job Chapter 15
Author's note: I'm finally back from my school trip. Oh man, I have such a big jet lag. You can't imagine.
f/n = first name
l/n = last name
e/c = eye color
h/c = hair color
f/c = favourite color
The next day
After Kise’s statement about the picture I couldn’t sleep at all. Probably because I threw my pillow at the door right after he left and I wasn’t able to get it back.
Taking my crutches I make my way over to the bathroom to fulfil my morning duties. It’s kind of fascinating how inventive I am when I’m handicapped.
I want to take a shower, but I can’t stand on my own and I don’t want to take my crutches into the shower. That’s why I place myself in the shower, so I sit with the most part of my body in it and only my injured leg is looking out.
After the complicated shower I dress into an oversized (_f/c_) pullover, which is going till down to my knees. So it’s like a dress.
Not wasting time to look for shoes, because I can only w
Mindy Marvel Data File - Steel City
Name: Mindy Marvel
Alter-Ego: Melinda Bridget Crane
Marital Status: Married (2nd Lt. John Crane, United States Army)
Dr. Richard Doherty (father)
Karen Doherty (mother)
Michael Doherty (younger brother)
Dr. Sabrina (Brie) Doherty (aunt)
Current Occupation: Paralegal, Poole & Schmidt LLC; Student, Steel City Law School
Eyes: Green (as Melinda Crane) Electric Blue (as Mindy Marvel)
Hometown: Hill Valley
Base of Operations: Steel City
Alignment: Lawful Good
Mindy is able to tap into the Earth's natural electrical field and is the source of her powers which include:
Enhanced Physical Abilities
Superhuman Strength: Mindy is able to lift up to 5 tons
Superhuman Speed: 25 mph jogging, 50 mph running, 100 mph sprinting
Superhuman Stamina: Mindy's musculature produces less fatigue toxins during physical activity than the musculature of an ordinary human. She can physically exert herself at peak capacity for se
Encyclopedia Wormwood DisclaimerEncyclopedia Wormwood is a comprehensive guide to the world of Pokemon and how it would exist if blended with reality as we know it, made in an attempt to bridge the gap between the kid-based framework of the Pokemon franchise and the demand for greater realism and complexity from adults that have grown up with the Pokemon world and wish to remain a part of it into the future. This encyclopedia is the work of a single individual, however, and therefore some bias is present despite the painstaking scientific research that has been undertaken to complete this exhaustive encyclopedia. Readers wishing to fully enjoy the work presented here should thus be aware of the following disclaimers in case they find the presented material questionable or lacking something of interest.
1: The rights of Pokemon and all associated parts of the franchise belong to GAME FREAK inc.
2: All data not taken from official GAME FREAK Inc. sources is the intellectual property of the author, Professor
Death Battle Arena: Godzilla
DEATH BATTLE ARENA
Age: Over 65 million years
Race: Mutated Godzillasaurus
Title: The King of Monsters
Bio: Deep in the depths of the ocean, an ancient beast lay dormant. Then its peace was disrupted by the testing of atomic weapons and it burst from the shorelines of Japan. It was known to them as “Gojira”, and to Americans as “Godzilla”. Wherever the beast goes, destruction is sure to follow. Many a man made machine, ancient beast, alien creature, and advanced cyborg have joined the buildings and corpses that Godzilla has left in his path of destruction. Yet at the same time, he is simultaneously a destroyer and a protector of Earth.
How to reach…
Godzilla is a boss character that can only be reached by defeating Arcade Mode on the “HARD” difficulty setting. The conditions are that the player must not use a Continue and perform at least th
Vukar Sub-Species: Montana steppe
This sub-species is available for anyone to make after completing the application process.
Scientific name: Homo luveceranisus veloxpedes
Average Weight: 5,500-6,200 lb.
Average Height: 5-6.5 ft.
Coat Colors: Most commonly come in colors seen in popular dog breeds (especially border collies) but may come in other colors and patterns as well.
Litter Size: 1-5 pups
Place of Origin: Montana
Vocalizations: They are more prone to canine vocalizations and may howl more often than other sub-species. They will still whoop in place of howling, however.
Montana steppe vukar were the first sub-species created after the colossi. Highly versatile and extremely work oriented, the steppes were the most popular sub-species of all the vukar. In captivity, steppes were the most
I Cared More Than You Thought (Dan's Backstory)Dan followed Katharine through the dense forest, following the path they took everyday to the mines. He looked around at the scenery surrounding them which included a variety of tall trees, bushy plants, and tall grass. His nine-year-old mind was captivated with nature and creatures.
However, he was not very fond of deer or bunnies or dogs. He rather found happiness from the opposite.
Dan kneeled down as a small, green snake slithered out from a patch of rocks. Swiftly, he picked it up and held the serpent near the head so it could not turn and bite him.
"Hi there..." he said as he stood up. "I'm Daniel." he smiled.
The snake squirmed a bit, and Dan watched it.
He was very fond of the cold-blooded. Reptiles were his favorite animals. He was teased for it back at the camp, but he didn't mind. He captured lizards and snakes whenever he wanted, and he hid them from their leader.
"Daniel!" Katharine screamed and stormed over to him. "Do you want us to get another penalty!?" she snapp
Dan helped Aleks take his steps towards Luna's child, Gary. She was helping him as well, for both toddlers had just started to take their first few steps. Aleks hiccuped as he reached Gary, and Gary fluttered his wings before leaning forward in the lost of balance. Gary flailed his arms and hit Aleks, causing both of them to fall back.
Aleks was the first to start crying.
Dan stared at him and sighed. "What a drama queen..." he chuckled. Icee came to his side and smiled.
Gary stared at Aleks before staring at the ground and plucking a daisy. He held it out to the wailing toddler.
Aleks continued crying before looking at the flower. He sniffled and took it before nibbling on it, quieting down. Gary smiled and clapped his hands before fluttering his wings.
HoD Sky smiled at them. "At least they're getting along..." he said.
Luna nodded. "They're so cute together." she agreed.
Aleks continued chewing on the flower before putting his hand on Gary's face. Gary flai
H2OVanoss / Vanolirious - HickeysI giggled slightly as Evan pushed me onto the couch, hovering over me. I stared up at him as he stared back; my mask having been thrown to the side. Evan smiled mischievously before lunging down and attacking my neck.
I gasped as his teeth grazed my neck, followed by his tongue gently licking the spot. He continue the action in a few more spots before he bit down harder on a certain spot. I yelped quietly followed by a moan as he assaulted the spot with licks and nips. Evan pulled away, admiring his handiwork as I'm sure a bruise was now forming there. He grinned and kissed me passionately, holding us there with our lips locked for a good while.
I was out of breath and panting once he pulled away. Evan gazed at me, our faces a mere few inches apart. "I love you Jonathan." He whispered.
I smiled and pecked his lips. "I love you too, now get off." I commanded, pushing on his chest lightly. He groaned jokingly and swung his head back. "I don't wanna mom." He whined before heaving hi
Yuuka Kazami VS Chris: Part 7Bubbles screamed as Yuuka slashed at her chest, drawing blood. "OW! That hurt!"
"It's supposed to, you heartless fool." Yuuka snarled. "And now, you're going to suffer even more!" She pulled out her umbrella and began to bash Bubbles in the head violently.
"Stop it!" Bubbles summoned a blast of bubbles and sent it towards Yuuka, pushing her away. The flower youkai grit her teeth and began to conjure up a Master Spark.
"It's time to die, brat." With that, a beam of pure, unrivaled power flew from her umbrella and went right through Bubbles, killing her.
Meanwhile, Chris noticed a bright light where Bubbles was. "I found you, Yuuka." He dashed towards her location, a lusty smile on his face. "You're going to be my wife and ruler of my fair city."
Yuuka turned away from the smoking remains of Bubbles and walked towards Rosechu, kneeling towards her and lifted her up. "I'm sorry. You were only trying to help me. You didn't deserve this." She then put her body onto a nearby bench and shed a
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