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Yuuka Kazami vs Chris: What if...?“Hello, you happy folks in marriage-land! This is Christian Chandler! And this is my lovely wife, Yuuka!” The mayor of CWCville then looked around for said wife. “Yuuka! YUUKA, COME OUT HERE! COME OUT NOW!”
Yuka entered the room, wearing a sunflower dress. “What is it, dear?” She spoke in a sickly sweet tone.
“Where have you been, woman? I’ve been calling your name! The fans are waiting for us!” Christian glared as he marched up to her and snorted right into her face, which had now an annoyed expression on it.
“No, I was watering the plants, dear.” Yuuka frowned at her so-called ‘husband’. “I told you earlier.”
“WE DON’T HAVE PLANTS!”
“We do now.”
Christian let out a scream and ran out into the backyard. “DAMN PLANTS! I’LL BREAK YOU ALL DEAD!”
Yuka ran outside, a glare on her face. “You so much as touch them, consider our divorce permanent!
Yuuka Kazami VS Chris: Part 6Punchy and Angela saw the beam of death heading towards them. "Angela, live for me!" Punchy pushed Angela out of the way.
Angela screamed in horror as the blast ripped apart Punchy. "DEAR GOD, PUNCHY, NO!"
"Dear god, yes." Yuka laughed in bliss as she jabbed the tip of her parasol into her throat. "And you'll be going to him soon enough."
"GUK!" Angela's eyes bugged out as Yuka launched a Master Spark at point-blank, blowing her up in a gory mess. The mad gardener laughed heartily as she walked down the streets. "Chris, I will make you suffer until you feel the pain that you gave me." She smiled evilly.
"Father, stop!" Sonichu wailed in pain as Chris brutally beat the shit out of him. "Please!" Sonichu vomited out blood as tears fell from his eyes. "No more!!!"
"SILENCE!" Chris zapped him with a Zap Cannon, and then hit him with an Iron Tail. "I will make you pay for losing my one true LOVE! GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
He grabbed Sonichu by the head and the legs then snapped his
Chris's Christian-mas Special"Hello, my friends." Christian Chandler was sitting near a roaring fireplace. "Today I've come here to show the beauty of Christian-mas day." Chris stood up, wearing a red and white striped shirt. "And here's my guest, Miss Yuka Kazami-" Chris stopped as he saw the corpses of Sonees and Rosies.
"What the hell is going on here?!" Yuka looked up from her work of tearing out the intestines of a dying Sonee and smiled innocently. "What?"
"WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING CHRISTIAN-MAS CLOTHING?!" Chris roared in anger.
"I am wearing Christmas clothing." Yuka was wearing a red and green dress.
"NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO!" Chris stomped his foot repeatedly. "THERE IS NO CHRISTMAS! ONLY CHRISTIAN-MAS!" He glared at Yuka. "DO YOU NOT SEE IT?!"
"The only thing I see is an idiot that doesn't know how to behave himself." Yuka glared darkly at him.
"Take them off," Chris commanded.
"TAKE THEM OFF!" Chris clenched his fists and his face turning into a snarl, almost looking like he was about to make a doody
Yuka Kazami vs Chris: Part 5"OH GOD! OH, DEAR GOD!" Rosechu wailed at the sight of her mutilated children. She had arrived home only to find that her daughters were killed.
She had called Sonichu about this and he was not pleased. "THAT GODDAMN BITCH! I'LL BREAK HER DEAD!" He raged in fury. The Electric Hedgehog Pokémon began to clench his fists in anger as he sent a thunder bolt into the air.
Meanwhile, Yuka was at the Sonee Daycare Center, where she found more of those abominations that she so despised.
"Damn this city," she hissed. Yuka hadn't expected to run into more of those things. She gripped her newly-obtained umbrella and stormed towards them. "Time to die, then, kiddies." She smirked.
"Sonee?" A red Sonee squeaked.
"ROSEE!" A blue Rosey yelled.
"Time to die, little ones," Yuka grinned as she grabbed the red Sonee and gouged his eyes out, causing him to scream in pain. "NOOOOO!" The blue Rosey wailed.
"Shut the fuck up," Yuka ripped off the red Sonee's head and pulled out his organs from his stump and
Yuka Kazami vs Chris: Part 4"Chirstine, I'm tellwing mawm on yooh, you stoopid bitch!" Cera squealed loudly. Christine had taken Cera's favorite toy, her teddy bear, and now she was having a hissy fit and wrecking the place.
"It's mine! 'cause I'm da oldest," Christine stuck out her tongue. "And you can't have eet because you're ugly."
"I WANT IT BACCKKKK!" Cera shrieked at the top of her lungs. "GIMME MAH DOOLY!"
"Children, what is going on?!" Rosechu came into the room, with an apron on her front and carrying a ladle in her hand.
"Christine stole mah teddeh!" Cera sobbed.
Rosechu stood in between them. "That is enough! Christine, you will give her teddy back, right now!" She glared at her eldest daughter.
"Fine," Christine handed Cera her teddy, stuck out her tongue at her, and went back to looking at herself in the mirror. Cera just stuck out her tongue and cuddled her big, goofy-looking teddy.
"Now, I'm going to the market, so be good while I'm gone," Rosechu
Yuka Kazami vs Chris: Part 3Yuka stepped out of the bathroom, murmuring about being married to that fat asshole. She was going to make Yukari pay for this insult. And she was going to raze this city to the ground while she was at it.
She looked around and saw Sonichu there, glaring at her with his green eyes. 'That yellow piece of excrement! How dare he try to make me appear weak?!' Yuka thought as she smirked evilly at him, hiding her burning anger.
"You're not fooling me," Sonichu growled, clenching his fists.
"My dear hedgehog, whatever are you talking about?" Yuka asked innocently.
"DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME!!" Sonichu grabbed Yuka and slammed her against the wall. "You're planning to hurt my father, aren't you?!"
Yuka shot him an annoyed look. Whatever gave him that idea? She snorted as she smiled again. "Why, my dear, little, future son-in-law. I would never hurt your beloved father! He's so HONEST and TRUE! Those kinds of qualities are remarkable in a man like him." Yuka sighed in faux-bliss. "I've always wa
I'll Cheer You Up (Sollux x Reader)TRIGGER WARNING: #swearing
(not even but oh well)#slight OOC
Striders don't cry. They don't show weakness. But right now, you couldn't hold back your tears. You sat on the floor, leaning against the bed allowing the tears to flow down your cheeks.
You have been struggling to cope with your depression as it has taken its toll on you in the past few weeks. Today was probably the worst though. You had found out that your crush, Karkat Vantas, had asked Terezi Pyrope out instead of you. Terezi, knowing you like Karkat and not really taking a fancy to you, decided to shove it in your face. On top of having your heart crushed, your so called "best friend", (f/n), had told you that they didn't want to be friends anymore.
And so here you were, huddled in a close, protective ball, sobbing in your room as quietly as you could, just so Dave and Dirk wouldn't hear.
You had developed your depression since you were in midd
Reader x KnB: Holiday job Chapter 18
Author's note: So finally I could overcome my sleepyness and write this chapter. Hope you like it.
f/n = first name
l/n = last name
e/c = eye color
h/c = hair color
f/c = favourite color
The next day
This is definitely a weird dream. I’m in candy land with all of the guys. While I’m sitting a armchair made of candy floss, the others are doing stupid things. Aomine is throwing sweets at Kise, who tries to dodge them. Kuroko and a candy Nr.2 hunt Kagami. Akashi throws candy canes at Sakurai and Kijoshi pushes Hyuga and Imayoshi into the milk lake.
Suddenly Murasakibara stands next to me and says “Hey, (_f/n_)-chin, here you have some sweets.”
“No, thanks, Murasakibara. I’m full.” I place a hand over my stomach.
But then everyone comes to me and wants to give me some candy and I can’t escape.
“-ake up. (_f/n_)!!! Wake the hell up!!”
When my eyes shoot open is the moments I realize that I’m finally awa
Hacked (Supah's Backstory)"Alright, start him up." a voice commanded in a faint tone.
Start Up Sequence Engaged
5U-P4H-31 Starting Up
The words blinked a bright white in the cyborg's dark vision. Suddenly, his surroundings flickered, and his eyes quickly adjusted to the bright light above him to allow him to see.
The cyborg found himself laying down on a metal table with men in black suits and white lab coats surrounding him,
5U-P4H-31 Fully Engaged
More words flashed in his vision, and he sat up and glanced around.
"Well...this one didn't blow up..." a man in a lab coat said, wiping some sweat off his forehead.
"But does he function correctly?" a man in a suit replied.
"Let's see..." another man in a lab coat murmured as he approached the table the cyborg was sitting on. "Uh...do you know your name?" he asked the cyborg.
The cyborg shook his head.
"Your name is 5U-P4H-31. You are the thirty-first of your kind, and you seem to be the only one that has worked
CE - Warm Welcome InformationBasic Information
Name: Warm Welcome
Gender: Genderless, but referred to as male
Age: 9 yrs since heart token was placed
Height: 70 cm
Ears: Perky Long
Tail: Multi-knotted long slim
Accents: Ribbons, wings, multi-knots, lace trim, aura
- Parties and gatherings
- Pretty decorative cupcakes (which makes him reluctant to eat them, but his appetite always wins over in the end)
- Tie-die patterns
- Ribbons (especially silky ones)
- Games (poker, board games, hide-and-seek, etc.)
- Pillow fights (he absolutely loves these along with a variety of other sleepover activities)
- Baking (but he has to be extra careful as not to burn himself)
- Grouchy people (because he’s convinced he will be able to make them happier
Prelude: Alice Liddell vs. Dante Alighieri
Madness Abe: Literature is a strange thing. It can greatly influence things for years to come and be open to varying forms of interpretation. The 14th Century epic Inferno of the Divine Comedy and Lewis Carrol's own Alice's Adventures in Wonderland are no exception to this.
Insanus Abe: And today, we're looking at two gothic and dark incarnations of those two books!
The Gentleman: Dante Alighieri, the crusader who went into the mouth of hell and back!
The Lady: And Alice Liddel, the mentally broken lass who fought through a screwed up Wonderland!
Madness Abe: Returning to co-host is the Gentleman, accompanied by new coming co-host in this booth, The Lady, and together we'll analyze each fighter's weapons, armor, and skills to see who would win a Death Battle!
Age: 19 as of the events of Alice Madness Returns
Occupation: Maid (formerly)
Prelude: Kratos vs. Kain
Madness Abe: Sometimes, the hero of a story isn't always a valiant knight in shining armor that saves others and does good. Sometimes they can be conceited bastards who only serve themselves and willing to do morally questionable acts to further their own agendas.
Insanus Abe: And sometimes, the world they live in is a crapsack world where right or wrong and good or evil are flipped on their head, with no real side or difference. A world where fate itself is out to get the hero and they're the closest thing to a hero that this world needs; willing to above all else, give a huge "Fuck You" to fate itself.
The Gentleman: Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta...
The Lady: And Kain, the Savior of Nosgoth!
Madness Abe: Joining is today are Death Battle veterans and co-hosts, The Gentleman and the Lady, and together we'll analyze each fighter's weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle!
FIOLEE: Don't need saving Ch. 10
Don’t need saving: Ch. 10
‘Did he really save me?’ Fionna wondered. Could it have been him, the monster that was fighting for her? No, it couldn’t have been. Her mind was all jumbled up; almost as if her brain had been shaken up inside her skull.
Why was he being so nice to her anyway? He was a bad boy. Bad boys didn’t really save people, but enjoyed waiting them get hurt.
Oh but how could she forget about their talk? He hadn’t seen bad then. He just looked almost confused and hurt as if being nice only caused him heartache. Could that even be a reason to make a good person go bad?
After listening to him play for a couple of hours, she found herself relaxing with his melody. She had had the fear of having him do anything around her while she was completely defenseless. But now instead of worrying she was finally able to feel all her hurts and pain she had heard the doctor talk about.
Letting her eyes fall to
Verden-An Introduction to Drakes
Drakes are dragon-kin that have four legs but no wings. They are typically covered in much harder scales than any other dragon-kin, some with scales even harder than any True Dragon. They have the fire breath of True Dragons, though it isn't very impressive in most cases, with some Drakes only able to blow smoke. While a few True Dragons have no wings, the difference between the Drakes and those few species is very clear-Drakes are not capable of speech.
Drakes are actually fairly sociable creatures, living together in small groups of anywhere between 2 to 10 individuals. They also enjoy the company of people, and are easy enough to train to take a rider, or to simply be a friendly family pet.
There are seven subspecies of Drake, and each are described on their individual pages. What follows is a brief list:
The Rumble Drake has the hardest back scales of any drake, and is one of the three species with horns on its snout.
Monkey D. AikaMonkey D. Aika
Name: Monkey D. Aika
Nickname(s): Wolf Princess, Cutie, Little Sis (called this by Luffy, Nami, and even Franky sometimes)
Birthday: May 3
Birthplace: Wolf Paw Island in the New World
Weight: 75 lbs
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Chocolate Brown
Representative smell: Wolf fur and rose buds
Favorite food: Cookies (except Oatmeal Raisin)
Favorite drink: Cream soda
Favorite season and island: Any kind of island as long as there's snow. She also prefers an island with cookies.
Representative nationality: Brazil
Devil Fruit: Mutt-Mutt Fruit; Honshu Wolf Model (an SAD Devil Fruit)
Crew: Straw Hat Pirates
Personality: At first, she is shy, timid, and lonely due to what happened to her in the past, but then it is revealed that she is very friendly and sweet, and also very silly. However, she also expresses a great fear of the Marines. Whenever she sees the insignia, she will have a mental breakdown
Yuuka Kazami VS Chris: Part 7Bubbles screamed as Yuuka slashed at her chest, drawing blood. "OW! That hurt!"
"It's supposed to, you heartless fool." Yuuka snarled. "And now, you're going to suffer even more!" She pulled out her umbrella and began to bash Bubbles in the head violently.
"Stop it!" Bubbles summoned a blast of bubbles and sent it towards Yuuka, pushing her away. The flower youkai grit her teeth and began to conjure up a Master Spark.
"It's time to die, brat." With that, a beam of pure, unrivaled power flew from her umbrella and went right through Bubbles, killing her.
Meanwhile, Chris noticed a bright light where Bubbles was. "I found you, Yuuka." He dashed towards her location, a lusty smile on his face. "You're going to be my wife and ruler of my fair city."
Yuuka turned away from the smoking remains of Bubbles and walked towards Rosechu, kneeling towards her and lifted her up. "I'm sorry. You were only trying to help me. You didn't deserve this." She then put her body onto a nearby bench and shed a
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