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"OH GOD! OH, DEAR GOD!" Rosechu wailed at the sight of her mutilated children.  She had arrived home only to find that her daughters were killed.

She had called Sonichu about this and he was not pleased. "THAT GODDAMN BITCH! I'LL BREAK HER DEAD!" He raged in fury. The Electric Hedgehog Pokémon began to clench his fists in anger as he sent a thunder bolt into the air.

Meanwhile, Yuka was at the Sonee Daycare Center, where she found more of those abominations that she so despised.

"Damn this city," she hissed. Yuka hadn't expected to run into more of those things. She gripped her newly-obtained umbrella and stormed towards them. "Time to die, then, kiddies." She smirked.

"Sonee?" A red Sonee squeaked.

"ROSEE!" A blue Rosey yelled.

"Time to die, little ones," Yuka grinned as she grabbed the red Sonee and gouged his eyes out, causing him to scream in pain. "NOOOOO!" The blue Rosey wailed.

"Shut the fuck up," Yuka ripped off the red Sonee's head and pulled out his organs from his stump and stuffed them into the blue Rosey's mouth, choking her.

"There," Yuka smiled smugly as she watched the Rosey suffocate and die. Then she began to cast some seeds into the soil and watched as tentacles erupted from the ground and wrapped themselves around the Sonees and Rosies.

"HEEELP AWS!"

"SAWE AWS FROM THE MEAN STUPID LADY!"

"MAKE THOSE BAD OLD, STUPID TENTICOOLS GO AWAY!"

Yuka laughed evilly as the tentacles began to rip them apart in a gruesome manner. Fur, blood, and organs scattered around the ground, creating a gory mess.

"This is so wonderful!" Yuka screamed as she impaled a Sonee with her umbrella and flung his corpse across the room. "I hope that fool of a mayor sees this!!"


Meanwhile, Chris was returning from Best Buy, his game in tow. "I can finally play the new Fallout game!" He chirped happily.

"FATHER! FATHER!" Sonichu rushed towards him. "It's terrible! Yuka has gone missing!"

"WHAT?! I TRUSTED YOU TO LOOK AFTER HER, SONICHU! HOW COULD YOU FAIL ME?!" Chris boomed in anger.

"But father, she-"

SMACK!

"You disappoint me, Sonichu! How could you leave your own future mother-in-law to certain doom?! What if Mary Lee Walsh has kidnapped her?!" Chris glared at his son.

"FATHER, LISTEN TO ME, PLEASE!!" Sonichu wailed. "YUKA IS NOT WHAT SHE SEEMS!! SHE WANTS TO BREAK YOUR HEART!"

"ENOUGH!" Chris roared. "I WILL NOT HAVE YOU SPEAK ABOUT THE WOMAN I LOVE IN THAT WAY!" He gripped his medallion.

"I have suffered greatly in my Love Quest to find a gal-pal that I can raise from the ground up to be my sweetheart. And no one has or will stand in my way of that, not even you, Sonichu." Chris began to transform into Chris-chan Sonichu.

"Father, please…" Sonichu knelt in front of his angered father, tears in his eyes. "I'm your son! How can you not believe me?!"

"I ONLY CARE ABOUT THE WELL-BEING OF MY SWEETHEART! I WILL NOT LET THOSE TROLLS OR THE PVCC TARNISH HER!" Chris was off the deep end this time. He summoned a ball of light and hurled it at Sonichu, sending him flying into a wall.

Sonichu gasped in pain as Chris ran towards him with a fearsome sneer on his face. "I will punish you for your disobedience!"

With a sickening crunch, Sonichu felt one of his ribs breaking. "UGH!" He cried out as Chris-chu used Thunder Punch on him. "That's for being an ass to your mother-in-law!"

Sonichu knew that he couldn't fight back against his own father, so he tried to run away as fast as he could.

"COWARD! I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO RUN!" Chris-chu roared as he chased after his son.


Meanwhile, Yuka was strolling through the street, wearing a Sonee skull on her head. "This is stress-relieving… Killing those things really improved my mood…" She giggled. Suddenly, she spotted a red Sonichu and a white Rosechu.

"What is this?" Yuka frowned. She whipped out her umbrella. "More fools rushing to their deaths… MASTER SPARK!"

A beam of death burst from the parasol, heading straight towards Punchy and Angelica, both of them unaware of their imminent demise.

TBC.
Part 5 of the extravaganza!
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Patcheresu Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011
You need to put this on fanfiction.net. It will be delicious.
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singfried Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
more i have to read more
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