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"Hello, my friends." Christian Chandler was sitting near a roaring fireplace. "Today I've come here to show the beauty of Christian-mas day." Chris stood up, wearing a red and white striped shirt. "And here's my guest, Miss Yuka Kazami-" Chris stopped as he saw the corpses of Sonees and Rosies.

"What the hell is going on here?!" Yuka looked up from her work of tearing out the intestines of a dying Sonee and smiled innocently. "What?"

"WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING CHRISTIAN-MAS CLOTHING?!" Chris roared in anger.

"I am wearing Christmas clothing." Yuka was wearing a red and green dress.

"NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO!" Chris stomped his foot repeatedly. "THERE IS NO CHRISTMAS! ONLY CHRISTIAN-MAS!" He glared at Yuka. "DO YOU NOT SEE IT?!"

"The only thing I see is an idiot that doesn't know how to behave himself." Yuka glared darkly at him.

"Take them off," Chris commanded.

"No."

"TAKE THEM OFF!" Chris clenched his fists and his face turning into a snarl, almost looking like he was about to make a doody. "NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOOW!"

"Make me." Yuka's glare darkened even further.

Chris lunged at Yuka, attempting to undress her and hoping to put her in more fashionable clothing, but he never got the chance.

Yuka unleashed her spellcard and thousands of vines wrapped themselves around the fat and repulsive bastard and raised him in the air.

"YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I AM CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, CHOSEN BY THE GODBEARJESUS! I AM THE MAYOR OF CWCVILLE!" Chris ranted wildly.

"Oh, yes I can." Yuka motioned the vines to drop him into the pit of cannibalistic Sonees and Rosies that she had forced them to eat human flesh. "Bye-Bye~"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Chris fell into the pit and soon, the Sonees and Rosies began to tear away at his fat, greasy flesh with their teeth.

"SONICHU!!!!" Chris screamed for his son, but no one came. He then felt teeth nipping at his private parts. "NO! I NEED THAT! NO!" Some of the Sonees lapped up his blood, while a few of the Rosies gnawed on his organs, like his liver.

Soon, Chris's screams began to fade as the Sonees and Rosies began to eat their fill, leaving the now-dead mayor into nothing but a pile of bones with meat stuck to them and leftover flesh and fat.

Yuka's smile grew wider as she went back inside the house, knowing no one will ever find Chris ever again. She laughed evilly into the night air as she closed the door behind her.
This isn't the sequel to the chapter 5, but rather, something for the holidays. Enjoy!
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MrWeasels Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2011
Y'know, you were kinda late for April Fools.
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Paintrolleire Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2010
ooohhh dear
the mental imagery
is so satisfying
yesss
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Patcheresu Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011
indeed
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