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“Welcome, my friends, to CWCville’s New Year Eve Party!” Christian smiled as he was sipping on some orange Fanta in his wine glass, glancing out towards the cityscape from a large window in his condo. “It makes me feel proud to see such splendor in my fair city. Isn’t that right, Yuuka?”

Yuuka Kazami was sitting in a chair, her arms crossed and a glare was currently decorating her face. “I don’t care.”

“Well, you better care! Because I am your husband and I will not-“Suddenly, the door swung open and police officers ran inside, holding out their guns. “FREEZE!”

Yuuka held her hands up as she slowly stood up. “I’m not with him.”

“Great, just what I needed! Jerkops! Why must you trouble me now?!” Chris threw down his glass onto the floor in anger.

“Christian Weston Chandler, you are under arrest for assault.” One of the officers spoke, pulling out a set of handcuffs.

“ASSAULT! HA! DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY CHANGED SONIC’S ARMS TO BLUE?! THEY RUINED HIM! THOSE BASTARDS RUINED HIM! THAT STUPID JERK AT GAMESTOP DESERVED IT!” Chris raged as he grabbed Yuuka by the arm and held her close to him. “Isn’t that right, honey?”

“Let go of me.” The flower youkai hissed.

“Release the hostage, sir.” A police officer stated firmly.

“NEVER!” Chris fiercely roared back.

“Shoot him!” Yuuka shouted at the officers as she tried to wrench herself free from the fat idiot. “SHOOT HIM DOWN!”

“C’mon, Yuuka! Let’s blow this popsicle stand!” Chris then ran towards the window and jumped through it, falling from the three story building.

“Oh, god, if there is any solace in all of this mess; it’s that you’ll die along with me!” Yuuka glared at Chris with a hateful passion.

“Don’t worry, love! Sonichu will save us!”  Chris smiled goofily back at her.

“Wait, what the hell am I doing?” Yuuka shook her head and grabbed Chris, turning him around in mid-air, his body was now in front of her. “I can’t believe I didn’t think of this before.”

“Yuuka?!” Chris shouted in confusion.

Yuuka didn’t answer as she looked at the upcoming jagged boulders they were falling towards. She gripped her hands onto Chris’s shoulders and pushed herself away from him. “Goodbye, Chrissy.” The green-haired flower youkai then pulled out her parasol and opened it, floating safely down to earth.

Chris, however, was not so lucky. He let out a blood-curdling scream as he landed onto a boulder, snapping his spine in half, destroying some of his bodily functions. “URGH!” The mayor of CWCville let out his last breath, hacking up blood and squirming violently, before his body went limp, death claiming him.

“Well, at least he’s dead.” Yuuka landed on the ground and closed up her parasol, looking at Chris’s corpse. “And I won’t have to worry about him trying to woo me.” With that, she headed off to parts unknown.
Yuuka Kazami vs Chris: New Year's Special!
Something I made for the upcoming New Year. 2015 ftw!


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singfried Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
please make more chris vs yuka chapters it would make me happy
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